Warcry Goblins: Squiggly beasts!

So after last time, I've decided to keep on using Mechanicus Standard Grey as my undercoat, which leads me to my next two models, who are adorable...

Their names are Basha and Nasha.

Adventures in Contrast: Squig Hopper

Just a quick one to post the latest model I've painted, this time going back to experimenting with Contrast paints but combined with some traditional base+wash+highlight.

These are gorgeous models, with this squig's pose and face being the most vanilla of them all and still full of energy. The customisation and dynamic poses of these are really something special, and show that GW can do some amazing work these days.

My painting started from a base of Mechanicus Standard Grey rather than the off-whites that are usual for Contrast paints, inspired initially by this guide and further reinforced by this video guide. However, it's clear that the video's zenithal highlighting with Grey Seer made his colours a lot lighter, as the red on mine in particular is very dark (in the flesh it looks even darker than in this photo).

For the other Contrast areas - the gums, robes, shoes, and the wood - this was fine, as I could highlight back up and get the look I wanted. But the darkness of the red means they don't have the visual pop of the classic squig hoppers.

'Eavy Metal-painted squig hoppers

So now I'm not sure whether to carry on as-is, or try another one using Wraithbone as the primer.

Painting: Stormcast Eternal Liberator

I'm a sci-fi person by default, be it Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, or 40k. Fantasy settings are fine, but they just don't get me as excited unless they're the Discworld.

Bearing that in mind, this is the first Warhammer Fantasy model I have painted in probably 20 years or so. I painted two Saurus Warriors when I was first starting, and they are now very outdated models and were very basically painted by me (they're in a box somewhere and I can't be bothered to hunt for them to prove this point).

So here is everything bang up to date, with a new-style GW fantasy miniature (got free from the front of the White Dwarf when Age of Sigmar first launched), and my improved painting skills. Unfortunately my camera skills are still shit, as I swear he looks better in person!

It has to be said that I generally hate Stormcast Eternals. It might be the fact that they're usually bright gold (never a good look, especially in a post-Trump election world), they're supposedly super-lawful good, or their obvious spess-mareens-but-in-fantasy-omg design aesthetic.

But this guy was a lot of fun to paint, and he came out even better than I hoped, as I really like this scheme. It's how I'd always intended to paint a Sister of Battle if I ever did one, and it's nice to know it works.

He's not as grungy as I'd considered going (see this guy for a source of inspiration), but as the metal is muted I think he avoids the too-shiny look that I personally dislike (see this guy as an example of that, but which was otherwise a very helpful bit of inspiration for me).

Adventures in Contrast: Círdan the Shipwright (first use of Contrast paints)

With my Orc Blood Bowl team completed, it's time to do something a little different.

The biggest painting news this year was the release of GW's new Contrast range of paints, which apparently paint your models for you whilst you listen to Black Library audiobooks. Or something. So I thought I should give them a try.

The background

Now, I'm not a naturally good painter (I got a D in my Art GCSE). I paint very slowly, and could do with some tuition from a good teacher to start improving my technique. But whilst I am slow, I do get there in the end. This is because I am neat, and have a very "colour by numbers" approach, making sure the base colours are all blocked out. Then I shade, sometimes layer, highlight, and sometimes highlight again, and the end results aren't bad. I might drybrush if I'm feeling fruity.

An example from a few years ago of my typical style

That means my technique typically starts dark and the model gets lighter as I highlight up, leading to a rather crisp look. This is great for power armour or other hard edges, but means I can struggle with more naturalistic models.

A dirty Space Knife-Ear I painted from around the same time

This means that for models with a lot of flesh - like my beloved orcs/orks - the flesh can be a bit blocky. Dark in the crevices, with blocks of much lighter green on top, like a form of cel shading. This looks good and vibrant, but isn't very natural-looking.

My hope is that Contrast paints can help me with this, so I don't have to resort to drybrushing rough things like fur to get a decent effect.

The model

A while ago GW did one of their Made to Order collections, and within it was the lovely Círdan the Shipwright model for a relatively cheap price. I have never painted a Lord of the Rings model before, and have no interest in the game, but given it's such an understated model I thought it would be a great thing to paint that is outside of my comfort zone.

Since then Contrasts came out, and this seemed a good place to test them out whilst also trying some speed-painting.

I added highlights to the front, but the back is pure Contrast/wash/glaze

How did I do him?

• Wraithbone undercoat
• Snakebite Leather for the jacket
• Black Templar with an Eshin Grey highlight for his shoe
• Asurmen Blue (old shade) and Guilliman Blue (old glaze) for the robe, then highlighted with Thunderhawk Blue and Fenrisian Grey
• Gryphonne Sepia (old shade) on the belt, with highlights of Ushabti Bone and Pallid Wych Flesh
• Darkoath Flesh on the skin, with Kislev Flesh, Flayed One Flesh, and Pallid Wych Flesh highlights, with a wash of Reikland Fleshshade to knock the colours back to something less Joker-faced
• Gyphonne Sepia (old shade) and Lamenters Yellow (old glaze) on the hair

This was a very interesting way to paint. I think I'd have done a better job using my usual approach, but it would have taken a lot longer. This guy took about two hours of brush time, ignoring waiting, and that includes the basing. That is frankly unheard of for me.

I'm disappointed in how the cloak turned out. It has a lovely colour and texture, but is wrong for something like this. Note I did use it undiluted out of the pot, which might have been a mistake.

So will I use Contrast paints again? Yes, I already have some other ideas for how to use them, but I need to get practice in as these are very different to what I'm used to.

Blood Bowl Orcs painting: The finished team!

Orcsenal are finally finished, and just in time for Orctober!

The best photo of the front row

Here the back row are in focus

I love painting orcs / orks in this scheme (it's an update of the scheme I used for the small force of 40k orks I've painted), but I have only painted Blood Bowl models for the last year or so, which has lead to two full teams with spares. Therefore I need my palette* to be fully cleansed before I paint anything else Blood Bowl-related. So expect the next models to appear on here to be a little out of left field**.

* Pun not intended, but I'm leaving it in anyway
** Ditto

Blood Bowl Orcs painting: Final Lineorc

The title speaks for itself!

Left has no flash, right has flash

So now I just need to add their numbers and varnish them, and then this team is done! :¬D

Blood Bowl Orcs painting: Goblin #2

My initial intention had been to only paint one Goblin for my Orc team, but the model I chose is the least interesting of those in the kit, and for a 'full' roster I might eventually need two. So I decided to suck it up and paint a second one, who will probably become the one I will field because he looks awesome!

One Orc Lineman to go, then it's just a case of sticking on numbers and varnishing them and this team is done!

Blood Bowl match report: Da Fragile Rokkaz vs. My Little Warband half 2

So, over two months after this happened, we finally got to play the second half. In that time summer happened, democracies descended into anarchy, empires rose and fell, and I got married.

Previously, on the Imperial Cabal Network...

Things weren't looking good for our plucky Goblin 'heroes':

• They were down 1:0 at halftime
• Due to referees who followed the rules there would only be 10 players starting the half, none of those being non-Troll positionals
• The Chaos Chosen team were receiving

And now for the conclusion...

I deployed pretty conservatively, with my two Sidestep Gobbos on either flank and the meat in the centre. His deployment was asymmetric, although I'm not sure why.

The ball scattered back onto the dead centre of his half, after he got brilliant coaching (so we were now both on 4 re-rolls), and the half began...

His turn 9 saw him push some of my players around, but no one went down. In my turn I came up with some plans, but then this happened very early on in my turn:

Stunned Troll, fine goat :¬(

He then capitalised on this and pushed forward some more, bringing his ball carrier up as well. However he didn't spot that I could get a 1-die blitz on his ball carrier with my #14, Tokey Mokey. But unfortunately I rolled a push, and I was too scared to re-roll so left it at that.

It's starting to look like a mess

But Tokey Mokey got to blitz again next turn, again getting a push, and again I chickened out. Meanwhile my opponent was starting to get very annoyed with my #9, Gobo da Gobbo, who was using Sidestep to keep a tackle zone on the ball carrier.

At this point my opponent gloated that he'd surrounded my Trolls. But I pointed out that it was actually his team who were surrounded by my Goblins!

By the end of his turn 12, this is where we had gotten to.

What happened next completely made the game for me.

Tokey Mokey made his third blitz on the carrier, and "third time's the charm" proved to be true as he knocked the Beastman down and got a KO!

Sprokkit, the green Troll, then CASed the Beastman in front of him, smashing his collar bone (-1 strength). The silver lining for my opponent's team is that at least there'd be steak on the menu after the match!

How things looked, post The Smashening

After this the match descended into an exercise in how many tackle zones could be put on the ball at once.

Gobo da Gobbo, he of the infuriating Sidestep fame, carefully explaining to the Blocker what his Troll mate will do to him

The next couple of turns maintained the violence: on turn 13 a Goblin was badly hurt and Fish Stikz (the blue Troll) blitzed and KO'd a Blocker, and then in my turn 14 Sprokkit managed to get his second CAS of the match (this time only a badly hurt).

I regret nothing!

After that nothing much happened other than a bit of jostling, leaving us like this at the end of the match:

Post-match interview

Given how badly the first half went, that was pretty good! OK, yes, I lost, shut up. But after getting no removals in the first half I managed four this half (to my opponent's one), didn't concede another touchdown, and nobody died. And I got my first two casualties!

My opponent played well, but was hurt by the lack of Block and facing a Dodgy opponent. He also spent too much time focusing on my Trolls (which he noticed independently), rather than going after my soft, green, gooey centre. In other news: he learnt to hate Sidestep :¬D

Admin

My MVP went to the Fanatic, as for the third time (out of three games) my MVP didn't go to either of the two Trolls, even though I always nominate both of them :¬( That's a 1/27 chance...

My opponent got 60k from the gate and gained one Fan Factor, whilst I got 70k and lost one Fan Factor. That leaves me with 150k to either spend or hoard in my private vault. Decisions, decisions...

Blood Bowl Orcs painting: The Troll

'e's done! Here is the Troll for my Orc team, who shall be named: Goona.

A lot of people really don't like this model, and whilst it's not my favourite in the Blood Bowl range it was actually a lot of fun to paint due to all the little details. But they in turn meant it took me ages to paint him ;¬)

Blood Bowl Orcs painting: The final two Black Orc Blockers

After painting up my first two Black Orc Blockers, I've now done the last two!

This means that, once I add the numbers to their kit, I'll have a decent starting Orc team to go a-krumpin'!